"We Capricorns don't believe in all this astrology crap."
"Humility is one of my greatest virtues."
"Learn to take popcorn like life. With a pinch of salt."
"Respect the guy who makes his own bread ? NEVER ! He's just a 'loaf'er."
"Eat cricket. Sleep cricket. DRINK !!! (hic!)"
"Do onto roasted peanuts what you would to others' wounds. Sprinkle salt."
"Shaam ka bhola agar subah laute to usey bhola-bhaala nahi kahetey."
"Let noble thoughts come to us from every side." - Rig Veda.
"The juicy chicken leg comes with flesh only at one end, the other end is only bone.
Well, nowadays, times are tough. It is difficult to make both ends meat."
"But then, the resultant vector sum will be zero." - the
char.